The Things Supahsnail is Not Allowed To Do

"The Things Supahsnail is Not Allowed To Do" is a list on the clan's official site that gives a list of different things that Supahsnail is not allowed to do in the clan. These things are silly, over the top, and not to be taken seriously.

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Longstanding clan member and website administrator Supahsnail has had a few... Interesting incidents during his time in the clan. This is a list of things that he is not allowed to do in the clan.

1. Supahsnail is not allowed to convince new recruits that Iceghost can be 'tamed' with a milk bone and a rolled up newspaper.

2. He is not allowed to suggest that we use "More Cowbell," as it is not considered a viable solution to any problem.

3. He may not submit any incident reports to the Darwin Awards. Not even if he's sure they'll win.

4. Supahsnail is not allowed to "screw the rules" regardless of the amount of money he possesses.

5. He is not allowed to spread any rumor that suggests that the clan has a secret, special tasks group devoted to "the containment of dangerous creatures and anomalous artifacts."

6. He may not answer any question by saying the phrase "more than one thousand babies."

7. When developing strategies, Supahsnail is forbidden from suggesting that we "Destroy the enemy with the power of friendship."

8. He may not claim that he is in a romantic relationship with any clan member. Even if they were 'totally checking him out.'

9. He is not allowed to tell new recruits that "Ben Senpai's ancient treasure is hidden somewhere in Deadeye's office."

10. Supahsnail does not possess any of the following things and may not claim that he does possess them. - All of the Nazi gold! - Rupert Grint's face - A working replica of the Normandy SR2

11. He may not suggest any combat strategy that involves "Sexy hookers" or "Brotherhood operatives dressed like sexy hookers."

12. He may not use any form of human remains as payment. Even if he claims to have acquired them legally.